Booze on Hormuz
Musical satire. Performance. Video. Very questionable hospitality.
Visual Evidence
A Playable Disaster
Don Biggly's Tremendous Exit Strategy
The ship is sinking. The exit is three feet away. Unfortunately, the exit is free. Manipulate his ego until he accidentally rescues himself — ten levels, two meters, zero problems solved.
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Booze on Hormuz In Progress
A musical satire about a man selling luxury ownership of an international crisis, one tremendous track at a time.
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Live material is being prepared. The stage is gold. The lighting is aggressive. It will be tremendous, and then it will be here.
Listen
The first tracks are in the mastering suite. Audio lands here the moment it clears the gold-plated console.
The Original Experience
Visit the Resort
Enter the original luxury-crisis ownership experience — qualification quiz, financing calculator, Brigadier Dakota, and the full 1-800-BIG-BRINK treatment, preserved intact.
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Original songs · comedy concepts · video · campaign creative